Kids Reindeer Jokes!
The elves made up a whole bunch of funny jokes about the reindeer.
The reindeer thought these jokes were the funniest!
(You should see the reindeer's jokes about elves!)
Laugh at Silly Jokes about reindeer!
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When it's a baby reindeer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"!
Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer also works as a maid?
Yup! Comet cleans sinks!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!