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Kids Reindeer Jokes 2022!

The elves made up a whole bunch of funny jokes about the reindeer.
The reindeer thought these jokes were the funniest!

(You should see the reindeer's jokes about elves!)

Laugh at Silly Jokes about reindeer!

Why does Rudolph's nose shine at night?
Because he's a very LIGHT sleeper!

Why didn't Rudolph leave the barn Christmas Eve?
Because he was stalling!

How much did Santa pay for his reindeer?
Nothing. They were on the house!

Why did the other reindeer stop making fun of Rudolph's nose?
Because it was impo-LIGHT!

Who leads Santa's sleigh underwater?

Where do reindeer like to get their coffee?

Why was Dancer upset with Prancer?
Because he was always passing the buck!

What did the dinosaur say at her very last Christmas?
Look everyone... Comet!

What do reindeer carry their lunches in?
Lunch BUCK-ets!

Why are the reindeer so happy at the North Pole?
Because they are on top of the World!

Why did the queen call for Rudolph?
Because she wanted to reign-deer!

Why were the reindeer all so itchy?
They had a bad case of antar-TICKS!

How did the reindeer feel when they got fleas?
It really ticked them off.

How do reindeer know when it's Christmas?
They check their calen-DEERS!

Why did the police stop Santa's reindeer?
They thought they were COMET-ting a crime!

Did you hear what happened when the reindeer flew into the mountain?
They couldn't get over it!

Are there lots of reindeer at the North Pole?
Yup, that's what I HERD!

What is something special that only reindeer have?
Baby reindeer!

Why did Santa take the reindeer to the dentist?
To fix their BUCK teeth!

Why couldn't Rudolph buy Santa a Christmas present?
Because he was all out of DOE!

Why are the elves always hugging Rudolph?
Because he is so deer to them!

What did Santa give the reindeer for their Christmas bonuses?
A few BUCKS!

Why couldn't the elves keep the reindeer in the barn?
Because it was un-STABLE!

How could Santa tell the reindeer were excited to pull the sleigh?
They were there with bells on!

What do reindeer order with their spaghetti?

What did the elves think of Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh?
They tought it was a BRIGHT idea!

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a reindeer?
A cari-BOO!!

Which of Santa's helpers never need to carry an umbrella?
The RAIN-deer!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognised!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?

When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When it's a baby reindeer!

More Jokes about Reindeer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"!

Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
"Deery" Queen!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight!  One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer also works as a maid?
Yup!  Comet cleans sinks!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!

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