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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games!  Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a coal already. I want to go see Santa!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana go see Santa, so gift me a coal already!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
Art you ready yet? Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!

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