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The elves love making up silly jokes.  There's always laughing in the Workshop! 
Here are a few elf jokes about Santa Claus. 

(It helps to have an elf's sense of fun to really enjoy them!)

Snort at Silly Jokesabout Santa Claus!

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
(that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*)

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

What does Santa put on his toast?
"Jingle Jam"

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill.  Which one picked it up??
Santa!  The other two don't exist!

What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him!

More Jokes about Santa!

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!

What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?
Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
Santa Jaws!

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus!

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle!

Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
So he can hide at the North Pole!

What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less!

What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's nose!

What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop?
A jolly roll!

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
Kris Kringle burps!

What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
Rapping paper!

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?

Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
Because the presents won't take themselves!

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!

How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position!

What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
Tyranno-santa Rex!

What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!

What's red and green and flies?
An airsick Santa Claus!

How does Père Noël take pictures?
With his North "Pole"-aroid!

Why does Santa's sleigh get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side!

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!

Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
The North Poll!

What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?
Cinder Claus!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!

Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
Because he is an elf-made man!

What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!

How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down?

What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!

Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Why, Santa Paws of course!

Santa Is So Old Jokes!(by the elves)

How old is Santa Claus?
He's so old, when he was little, rainbows were in black and white!

Is Santa Claus old?
He's so old, he was the crossing guard when Moses parted the red sea!

How old is Santa Claus?
He's so old, dinosaurs used to pull his sleigh!

Is Santa Claus old?
He's so old, he has an original copy of the Ten Commandments!!

How old is Santa Claus?
Santa is so old, his birth certificate says "Expired" on it

Is Santa Claus old?
Santa is so old he used to got mail by carrier pigeon.

How old is Santa Claus?
He's so old, the movie “Jurassic Park” brought back fond memories.

Is Santa Claus old?
Santa is so old, his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.

How old is Santa Claus?
Santa is so old, he has an autographed Bible.

Is Santa Claus old?
He is so old, he went to school before they had history classes.

How old is Santa Claus?
He's so old, he knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

Is Santa Claus old?
Santa is so old, the candles cost more than his birthday cake.

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