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Laugh at silly Elf Jokes 2023!

The reindeer started making up a few jokes, puns, riddles and one-liners about the elves and the Elf on the Shelf.Β  (Hey, the elves started this silly contest! *grin*). With 700+ giggles and 120+ elf cartoons, it's the biggest and best collection of elf and the Elf on the Shelf jokes on the Internet!

Here's the 700+ jokes the elves laughed at the hardest!

Elf Joke of the Day

Here's the Elf Joke of the Day for
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What did Clumsy the Elf think of the Christmas Fairy?

Elf Joke Video!

The elves even made a short, silly video to go with their jokes!
Just watch out for that naughty Elf on the Shelf!

Elf Jokes Index

Elf Jokes

🎡 The best elf jokes online! Bad elf jokes so good... and we think that's fine! 🎡

Why do elves make such good Christmas helpers?
Because they are small and easy to wrap

elf loading nerf gun

An elf loading Nerf gun!

What kind of Nerf guns do they make at the North Pole?
Elf-loading ones!

How quickly do elves make presents?
In short order!

Why are elves so good at making presents?
Because they know all the tricks of the trade!

What is another reason elves are so good at making presents?
They are extremely skelful with tools!

What does Mouse the Littlest Elf say about the presents she makes?
She says "good things come in small packages"!

A Toy Scout Elf on the Shelf

An Elf on the Shelf TOY Scout

What group do junior elves join?
The Toy Scouts!

Are the elves hard workers?
Oh yes, they are fairyocious workers!

Do you know still another reason why elves are so good at making presents?
They are good at order felfilment

What did the elves say when they had to work extra hard to get everything ready for Christmas?
Desprite times call for desprite measures!

elf making presents by the trickload

Presents by the trickload!

How many presents can elves make at a time?
A trickload!

What do the elves say about a present that is very popular?
That it is a golden toy!

What do elves say when all the kids really like a certain present?
That the present is flying elff the shelves!

Do the elves make the presents for free?
Oh no, they are paid prelfessionals!

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elves make presents twenty fairy hours day

How hard do elves work?

How hard do elves work making toys?
Twenty-fairy hours a day, selven days a week!

What do elves say about making presents?
No job too small!

What do the elves say when they can't get any more presents into Santa's sleigh?
They say the sleigh is at full capixiety

Did Santa deliver all the presents in time this year?
Yes, by the skin elf his teeth!

Do elves have a hard time making electronic toys?
Oh no, they are really good at making intrickate things!

elf prof periotrick table

Professor Elf!

What does the Professor use to make presents?
The periotrick table!

How can elves make so many presents at a time?
They just work their magic!

How is it that elves can dream up so many wonderful toys?
They just use their imagicnation!

What do elves say after making presents for Santa?
It's all in a day's workshop!

Why does Santa say his elves are so good at making presents?
He says they have a natural abilitoy!

What do elves do when they need a break?
They sit a spell

A good ol' toy Elf on the Shelf

A good ol' boy Elf on the Shelf

What do you call an elf from the U.S. Deep South?
A good ole toy!

Why are elves such great Santa helpers?
Because they spare no elfort when making presents for children

Should you worry if Clumsy the Elf is making your present?
You don't have to be fairy elfraid at all. He makes the best toys!

How did the elf know what his girlfriend wanted for Christmas?
She sent him a screenshort of it!

What did the elf say when he finally found the present he had been looking for?
Toy oh toy am I glad to see you!

What did the elf say after his team won the game?
That's my toys!

What do elves say when they go to the North Pole barber?
My hair needs a treem!

elf sorting presents

How do elves hand out presents?

Do the elves hand out presents willy-nilly?
Oh no, they short them all out first!

What are elf parents always saying to their children?
Money doesn't grow on Christmas trees

What do you call an elf delivering presents from an airplane?
A flytoy

Do you like elfy tongue-twisters?
The twelf elf was beside herself when the naughty elf jumped off the shelf!

Elf On The Shelf Jokes

Elf on the Shelf jokes for the whole family! Share the joy and laughter of the holiday season with these clean, funny Elf on the Shelf jokes!

elf on the shelfish mermaid

The Elf on the Shelfish!

Which one of Santa's helpers visits mermaids?
The Elf on the Shelfish

Why did the Elf on the Shelf like apples?
She liked to eat elfy!

What happened to the Elf on the Shelf who met a skunk?
He became elfully stinky!

When will the Elf on the Shelf arrive at your home?
Shortly!

What do American Elves on the Shelf drink?
Minniesodas!

What happened when the Elf on the Shelf fell over?
Santa had to elf him up

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What kind of cookie does an Elf on the Shelf like most?
Keebler!

What kind of cereal does an Elf on the Shelf like most?
Lucky Charms! (They are magically delicious after all!)

elf on the shelf in bed with cookies

What an Elf on the Shelf sleeps under!

What does an Elf on the Shelf sleep under?
A cookie sheet!

What did the Elf on the Shelf put on his face after shaving?
Elftershave

How do you measure an Elf on the Shelf?
In Santameters!

Which nerve do Elves on the Shelf use to smell things?
Their elffactory nerve!

elf on the shelf in butter

An Elf on the Shelf in butter!

How do you know when your Elf on the Shelf has been in the fridge again?
There's pointy footprints in the butter!

What is the best way to let your Elf on the Shelf know you are home?
Ring her jingle bell!

What did the dog say to the Elf on the Shelf?
Woof!

cat on mat

Look! A Cat On A Mat!

How do you make an Elf on the Shelf fast?
You don't feed her!

You've heard about elf on a shelf?
But at the North Pole we also have a bear on the stair and a cat on a mat!

Why did the Elf on the Shelf like Christmas so much?
Because she was always looking for an excuse to partoy

Why did the Elf on the Shelf get a job as a security guard?
Because he was good at keeping watch

Why did the Elf on the Shelf get a job as a burglar?
He was always good at sneaking around

Why did the Elf on the Shelf get a job as a spy?
Because he was very good at playing hide and seek

Why did the other Elf on the Shelf get a job as a spy?
He was very good at keeping secrets

Chef Elf on the Shelf

This Elf on the Shelf is good at 'blending' in!

Why did the Elf on the Shelf get a job as a spy's cook?
Because he was so good at 'blending' in!

Why did the Elf on the Shelf get a job as a spy?
He was good at staying hidden

Christmas Elf Jokes and one-liners

A few short one-liner Christmas Elf Jokes about Christmas elves and fun things about them!

joke about elf beside a chimney

He could fit!

Why are elves so short?
So they can fit in chimneys!

Why do elves have such small mouths?
So they can whisper secrets to Santa!

Why are elves' eyes so twinkling?
They are always filled with Christmas magic!

Why are elves so good at making candy?
They have a sweet tooth

Why are elves so good at decorating Christmas trees?
Because they are always reaching for the stars

Why do elves love Christmas parties?
They are always looking for an excuse to elfebrate the holidays!

Where do elves like to go on holiday?
Santa Ana

elf santa cruise

Going for a Santa Cruz!

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What else do elves like to do for their holidays?
Go on a Santa Cruz

Why are elves such good friends?
Because they are elfless when it comes to sharing!

Why did the elf sneak candy from the candy jar?
Because he couldn't resist the sweet temptation

Why do elves make such great friends?
They are always willing to lend an elfing hand

elves dancing like no tomorrow

Dancing Elves on the Shelf!

What is an elf's fav saying?
Dance as elf there is no tomorrow!

What else do elves like to say?
Dance as elf no one is watching!

What is another fav elf saying?
Just Be Your Elf!

What is yet another fav elf saying?
Always keep a helfy mind and a helfy body!

What would upset a regular person but not an elf?
Coming up short

Why do elves always make such nice presents?
Because they put their elf into it

red nose north pole elf

Why do elves have red noses?

Why are elves' noses so red?
Because they live at the North Pole!

Why do elves have such big eyes?
Because they are always looking for the perfect gift

What do elves use to get to the top of tall Christmas trees?
An elfavator

Why is it so hard to make really good presents?
Because it takes a lot of elfort!

What does a selfish elf call herself?
Myself

Why do elves' names not begin with an 'S'?
Because that would make them selfish

What did the elves think of Santa's speech?
They thought it was elfstanding!

Does one person tell everyone what to do at the North Pole?
Oh no, everyone there believes in Elfgovernance!

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Why are elves such good toymakers?
They are very good at applying themelves to the task at hand!

north pole elf icicle

An Elfcicle!

What do you call a frozen elf?
An elfcicle!

What happens to elves every time they start to think about Christmas?
They get engelfed in emotion

What else happens to elves every time they think about Christmas?
They are elvercome with warm feelings

Tell Me An Elf Joke Techno Giggles

Can I tell you an Elf Joke? Here are some cheeky elf jokes to read on your phone!

What do elves use to take pictures?
An elfie stick

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elf cellphone joke

Elves use microphones!

What kind of mobile phones do elves use?
Microphones!

What kind of photos do elves take on their phones?
Elfies of course!

What kind of cellphones do elves have?
Sleighphones!

Why did the elf wear watches on his fingers?
He wanted to have time on his hands!

Elf Jokes And Puns!

🎡 Elf jokes and puns that are so much fun... yule be sharing them with everyone! 🎡

elf wearing uniform

What do elves wear?

What do elves wear at the North Pole?
Their little unelforms!

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What is a good description of an elf?
One that is short and sweet!

What do elves think about living at the North Pole and being Santa's helpers?
They think they have the best elf both worlds!

What do the elves make at the North Pole?
Elverything under the sun!

What did the elves say when making a new building for Santa?
That it was a workshop in progress

How fast do elves run around the North Pole?
In the blink elf an eye

Why are there so many different kinds of elves at the North Pole?
You know what they say, it takes all shorts!

elf world revolves around north pole

Top of the World

Why do elves love living at the Top of the World?
Because their world revelves around the North Pole!

What do elves wear when it gets really cold at the North Pole?
They wear their hooded sweatshorts!

How do you cross the sea of whurly, twurly gumdrops to get to the North Pole?
You have to take the fairyboat!

Is it ok to pet the trolls at the North Pole?
No, it is best to elveoid them

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Why is North Pole Elf Control so important to Santa's Christmas Eve flight?
Because they make sure he stoys on course!

elf shortwave radio

Elves love SHORTwaves!

What radio frequency do Santa and the elves use Christmas Eve?
shortwave!

What does Santa say to everyone at the North Pole after his big flight?
Thank you fairy much elveryone!

Did you hear about the time The Grumpy Elf saved Christmas?
It was an epixie adventure!

How do elves measure things at the North Pole?
They use the metrick system

What should you always do when at the North Pole?
Stop and spell the roses!

north pole short staffed elf

The Workshop is short-staffed!

Does Santa need more helpers at the North Pole?
Oh yes, he is always short-staffed!

Why are elves so small?
Because Mrs. Claus always bakes with shortening!

What happens whenever a bunch of elves get together?
They end up talking workshop!

What video game do North Pole elves play?
Call of Dutoy!

Christmas Elf Puns

These Christmas Elf puns are all about Christmas traditions.

elf troubleshorting tree

A Trouble shorter!

Why is Clumsy the Elf so good at lighting Christmas trees?
He is very good at troubleshorting!

Do elves open their Christmas presents quickly?
Oh no, they open them grajolly!

What would elves be doing if they weren't decking the halls?
They'd be bouncing elff the walls!

What did the elf say after singing Christmas carols?
That was some very good singing elf I do say so myelf!

What else did the elf say after singing Christmas carols?
That everyone was singing at the top elf their lungs

Do elves like Mrs. Claus' Christmas cookies?
Oh yes, they always make short work of them!

How do elves always know when Mrs. Claus is baking Christmas cookies?
They have a very keen sense of small!

Santa eating cookies

Mrs. Claus' cookies are magical!

What do the elves say after every delightful batch of Mrs. Claus magical cookies?
Ah! The sweet spell of success!

What did the elves think of Mrs. Claus' eggnog recipe?
That it was as smooth as velvet!

What do Santa's helpers say about Mrs. Claus' fruitcake?
As fairy as it goes, it is quite tasty

Do Santa's helpers actually like fruitcake?
In sprite of themelves, they love it!

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Did you know that in Spain, a 'pooping log' is part of their Christmas traditions?
That is too much infairymation!

Where did the elves buy their copy of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'?
At the booksmall in the Christmas Market

Why do the elves love reading the old story 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'?
Because you can't judge an old spellbook by its cover!

elf in night shirt

A night SHORT!

What do the elves get every Christmas Eve?
A new set of nightshorts

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What do invitations to elves' Christmas Party say on them?
You are cordjolly invited…

What do elf families say after they gather for Christmas?
Let's stoy in touch!

Do the elves sit quietly around the tree Christmas morning?
Yes, but the quiet is very short-lived!

Buddy The Elf Jokes

Buddy the Elf! I know him! And now you can know Buddy the Elf jokes too!

What did Buddy the Elf say to Leon the Snowmen?
There's room for everyone on the IceList!

How did Buddy the Elf get the role in the movie Elf?
He was short-listed!

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Why did the movie Elf cost so much to make?
They had to keep reshorting the scenes

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Lunch is on Buddy the Elf today!

What did Buddy the Elf say after he spilled his soup?
Hey everyone! Lunch is on me today!

Why does Buddy the Elf love Christmas so much?
Because every day is like a sugar rush!

Why was Buddy the Elf always so cheerful?
He had a lot of elf-esteem!

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Why did Buddy the Elf love candy canes so much?
Because they were 'candy-licious'!

Why did Buddy the Elf love Christmas so much?
Because it's the 'most wonderful time of the year'!

Why does Buddy the Elf put syrup on everything?
To make it 'syrup-tastic'!

What did Buddy the Elf say after he met Santa's Grumpy Elf?
He's an angry elf!

Why does Buddy the Elf love Christmas trees so much?
Because they are treemendous!

Why did Buddy the Elf love Christmas songs so much?
Because they are 'song-tastic'!

buddy throne of pies

A throne of pies!

What did Buddy the Elf say when he met Simple Simon the Pie man?
You sit on a throne of pies!

Why did Buddy the Elf wear green and yellow?
He was an elf-supporting fan of the Grinch

Why was Buddy the Elf so fast at delivering presents?
He had a sleigh-cycle

What did Buddy the Elf say when he got lost in the seven levels of the candy cane forest?
Oh, Elf!

Why did Buddy the Elf think about the Christmas cookies?
He thought they were 'cookie-licious'!

Why did Buddy the Elf love the Christmas presents just the way they were?
Because they are presently perfect!

buddy piles of presents

Buddy is a good toymaker

Why was Buddy the Elf so good at making toys?
He had a degree in elfabetics

Why was Buddy the Elf always singing Christmas carols loud for all to hear?
Because he was in the musical elftet

Why did Buddy the Elf love singing so much?
Because he's elftastic!

What did Buddy the Elf say after his movie 'Elf' became so popular?
That it was his 15 minutes elf fame!

What else did Buddy the Elf say after his movie 'Elf' became so popular?
That it took on a life elf its own!

What did the other elves say to Buddy the Elf after he became a movie star?
Get elver yourelf

elves like to smile

Elves like to smile!

What did Buddy the Elf say to the dentist?
I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite

Did you hear about Buddy the Elf's dog?
It was raised by welves!

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Why did Buddy the Elf love Christmas so much?
Because he was an elfoholic

Does Buddy the Elf love Christmas ornaments?
Oh yes! He thinks they are ornamentally beautiful!

Why did Buddy the Elf love spaghetti so much?
Because it's 'spaghetti-rific'!

buddy utensil spaghetti

Buddy eats spaghetti with uTINSELs!

How does Buddy the Elf eat his spaghetti?
With utinsels

Why did Buddy the Elf love maple syrup so much?
Because it's 'maple-licious'!

What kind of coffee does Buddy the Elf drink?
Elfpresso!

Why does Buddy the Elf love snowball fights?
Because they are snow much fun!

Why was Buddy the Elf so good at throwing snowballs?
Because he had a degree in Elfonometry

buddy christmas lights

De-light-ful!

Why does Buddy the Elf love burnt-out Christmas lights?
Because they are delightful!

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Why did Buddy the Elf love Christmas Eve so much?
Because it's the 'elf-tastic-eve' of Christmas

Naughty Elf Jokes

Naughty Elf Jokes about bad elf misbehavior that are still Nice!

How can Sherlock Elf tell when something naughty is about to happen?
He can just sense when something is elfoot

naughty elf at computer

Point & Trick!

How does a naughty Elf on the Shelf use a computer?
They point and trick!

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How do elves know if you're being naughty or nice?
They fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la you around!

Why was the naughty elf so hard to see?
Because he was wearing camelflage pants

What did the elf say to her child when she saw someone doing something naughty?
Quick, elvert your eyes!

What do elves says when someone does something bad to them?
Don't get mad, get elven!

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What did the elves say to the naughty elf?
Don't be such a parasprite!

What did the GrinchyClaus say after he snitched the present?
All's fairy in love and war!

grinch hand snitching present

Someone's not being Fairy nice!

What did the elf say to the GrinchyClaus after he snitched the present?
That's not fairy nice!

What did Sherlock Elf give the GrinchyClaus for snitching the present?
A Naughty certelficate

What happened to the extra naughty elf?
She was exspelled from school!

Why is it so hard to catch Santa's elves being naughty?
Because they know every trick in the spellbook!

How can you tell when elves are about to get into mischief?
Because they say 'Let's partoy'

How can you tell a naughty elf?
They are the ones with the short fuse

What is something you can say about naughty elves?
They do have their shortcomings!

What do naughty elves never wear under their clothes?
Their undershorts!

elves with toy swords

Look! Elves shortfighting!

What are naughty elves always doing?
Shortfighting

What does it say on the gift Santa brings back from NYC for naughty elves?
Santa went to NYC and all he brought back was this lousy t-short

Why did the elves go on the naughty list?
For their dismall behaviour

What did the elf say after the toy soldier broke his arm?
Toys will be toys

Is it easy to get elves to stop being naughty?
Sometimes it is like banging your hat against a brick wall

How long do elves live before they go bad?
Oh, they have an elf-life of hundreds of years

What did the elf say after the stuffed puppy chased him?
Bad toy! Bad toy!

What did the elf say when he had to stop the naughty puppy?
He did it in elf-defense

What else did the elf say?
Nothing. He didn't want to elf-incriminate himelf

What should you never do with an elf?
Toy with their affections

elf inside santas sack

This elf got the sack!

What did Santa do to the naughty elf?
He gave him the sack

Why do elves never get tripped?
Because no one could stoop so low

What do you call an elf who hasn't been out in years?
A shelfed elf

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How did the elf feel when she found out she was at the top of the Nice List?
Elf-rightous!

What happened when Santa said Mouse the Littlest Elf would end up on the Nice List?
It was an elf-fulfilling prophecy

Why are elves so good at finding out who is being naughty?
Because they are such good elvesdroppers!

What did the elf say when the present caught him snitching a cookie?
Toy, is my face red!

Santa Elf Jokes

Santa loves his elves and his Santa elf jokes!

What do the elves say about Santa?
That he is the poster toy for Christmas

What else do they say about Santa?
They say he is an elficionado of all things Christmas

What do they say about Santa's life?
They say his life's an open spellbook!

santa claus is welfy

Santa is welfy!

Why is Santa so rich?
He came from a very elffluent family

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How rich is Santa?
The elves say he has a small fortune!

How does Santa make all the presents?
With help from his little elffiliates

Why is Santa so good at his job?
Because he loves felfilling children's wishes

Why did Santa become a gift-giver?
It was his chosen prelfession!

What does Santa call his magic toy sack?
His bag elf tricks

What did the elves do when Santa's sleigh wouldn't start?
They kickshorted it!

santa check up

Time for Santa's checkup

What did Dr. Elf give Santa before he let Santa go on his Christmas Eve flight?
A clean bill of helf

How far can Santa see when he is flying on Christmas Eve?
As fairy as the eye can see!

What does Santa say about going to your home on Christmas Eve?
Getting there is helf the fun!

What does Santa think when he's flying around Christmas Eve?
That every dark cloud has a selver lining

What did Santa say when Clumsy the Elf made a big mess?
Well isn't this a fine state of elffairs!

santa reindeer flying away

Santa flying home

How tired is Santa flying home after his big Christmas Eve Flight?
He is helf asleep

What did Santa say to Dobby the first time he visited him?
So this is how the other helf lives!

What did Santa say when he needed someone to put up a little tree?
That sounds like a job for the toys!

What did Santa say to Kissy the Elf when he was busy?
Wait helf a second please! I am on my sleighphone

What did Santa say to GrinchyClaus when he stole the elf's cookies?
Give them back GrinchyClaus! I won't stand for such elfishness!

What did Clumsy the Elf say when Santa's computer, Hiccup, stopped working again?
Santa, Hiccup melfunctioned again!

elf giving present to santa

A gift on behalf of the elves

What did Clumsy the Elf say when he gave Santa a present?
"Santa, I m giving this to you on behelf of all the elves!"

What did Mouse the Littlest Elf say to Santa after singing in the Christmas Concert?
Santa, I did it all by myelf!

What did Mrs. Claus think of Santa when he started to chase after her?
That he was a man elfter her own heart!

What did Santa Claus think of Mrs. Claus when he first saw her?
That it was love at first sprite!

santa and mrs claus

Santa and Mrs. Claus

How did Mrs. Claus know Santa was the person for her?
Because her heart was all elflutter whenever she saw him

What were Santa and Mrs. Claus' wedding vows?
To love each other in sickness and in helf!

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And how is their marriage going?
They are living happily ever elfter!

mrs claus santa better helf

Santa's better half

What does Santa call Mrs. Claus?
His better helf

What does Santa say when he wants to get out of the house?
He says he's going out with the toys

What does Santa think of his helpers?
He has great elffinity for them because they are so elffable! He just wishes he could elfford to buy them more things

Does Santa love his elves?
He loves all creatures, great and small

Does Santa only love his elves as a group?
Oh no, he loves each and every one of them indivijolly too!

Why does Santa love his helpers so much?
Because they take a load elff his mind with all their hard work

Why does Santa use elves instead of pixies?
The pixies were on the shortlist but they had no shortage of shortcomings. Elves are just short and they don't take shortcuts

Did Santa's little helpers help improve him ?
Yes, they helped him evelve into a better person

santa watching television

A telELFvision

Where does Santa watch his TV shows?
On his telelfision

Does Santa have to tell his helpers everything little thing to do?
Oh no, they are very good at taking the initiatelf all by themelves!

What did Santa say when the elves couldn't agree on something?
He told them to short it out themelves!

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Does anything ever bother Santa?
No matter what happens, it's like water elff a duck's back for Santa

What does Santa say when the workday is done?
It's time to separate the elves from the toys

Elf And Safety Jokes

These elf and safety jokes and puns will keep you safe and in good health all season long!

Where do elves go to feel better?
An elf-farm!

santamental elf

A Santamental Elf

Why do elves cry?
Because they are very Santamental!

What is the motto of the Elf and Safety department?
Selfty first!

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Why does the Elf and Safety department do what they do?
For the benelf of the elves

What is an important role of the Elf and Safety department?
To keep the elves out of charms' way!

What is the Elf and Safety department also responsible for?
Welfairy reform

And what else is the Elf and Safety department responsible for?
Making sure everyone stoys safe!

joke about santa's sleigh crash landing

Don't overSHORT the runway Santa!

Did you hear about the time the elves crash landed Santa's sleigh?
They overshort the runway!

What does the Elf and Safety department remind elves about?
That life's too short!

What did Elf and Safety say when no one got hurt last year?
That it was a fairy good year!

What did Santa say when The Grumpy Elf saved Christmas?
That he went beyond the call elf duty

What is an important part of every elf's job?
Their annual Elf and Safety elvealuation

What is a fav saying at Elf and Safety?
Don't sweat the small stuff!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low elf-esteem!

What else did the elf with low elf-esteem have?
He also had an infairyority complex

Why did Santa's helper think she couldn't make toys?
Because she had no elf-confidence!

short leg elf joke

How long are elves' legs?

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!

Why do elves scratch themselves?
Because they are the only ones who know where it's itchy!

What medicine does a diabetic elf take?
Tinselin

What does Santa use after shaving?
Elftershave!

What do you call an elf walking backwards?
A Fle!

What do you have to take before you can work in the Elf and Safety department?
Your comprehenselve exam

For safety's sake, what should you never do when you get angry?
Cut off your nose to sprite your face

What virus are elves really afraid of?
smallpox

elf with a candycane stick

A very sweet walking cane!

What did Clumsy the Elf use to help him walk after he broke his leg?
A candy cane!

Where do elves go when they feel ill?
The Elf-Centre!

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What has flowers and is delivered to the North Pole Elf-Centre?
A get welf basket!

What happens when elves die?
They go to the elfterlife

Why do elves live for so long?
Because they lead such a healthy elfstyle

Why are elves so cold every Christmas?
Because it is Decembrrrrr!

What lives at the North Pole and is green, white and red all over?
A sunburned elf!

santa doesnt smoke

A very hELFy Santa

Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
Because it was bad for his elf!

Why don't you ever see Santa Claus in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!

What do elves do before going outside for the day?
They check the weather fairycast

An umbrella and an elf

Look! An umbrELFla

What does Kissy the Elf use when it starts to rain outside?
Her umbrelfa

Did you hear about the Irish elf with a skin disease?
He was a leperchaun!

Why do elves make good doctors?
They know how to elf-diagnose and elf-treat their patients

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Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!

Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"

Joke about elf lawyers

Elf lawyers like SMALL print

Why do elves make such good Elf and Safety lawyers?
Because they love to read the small print!

Why does Elf and Safety say it is important to have a bit of fun every day?
Because all work and no play makes Jack a dull toy!

What is Elf and Safety's motto?
Stoy safe!

Elf, Reindeer & Animal Jokes

🎡 Good elf reindeer jokes, bad elf reindeer jokes, these funny Elf, Reindeer and Animal jokes are for all animals and folks!🎡

What animal do all the elves want as a pet?
An elfant!

Why did the elf use a duck to wake him Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!

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It's A Christmas QUACKER Joke

What do you get if you cross one of Santa's elves with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!

Why did the elf cross the road?
Because he was riding a chicken!

Why do the elves love the reindeer so much?
Because the reindeer fawn over them!

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Why do elves get along so well with reindeer?
They are used to herd mentality

Why don't elves like little piggies?
Because the piggies always HOG the presents!

Where do elves go to vote for their fav reindeer?
The North Poll

What climbs trees, buries nuts & makes presents?
An elf who thinks he's a squirrel!

elfant

This elf never forgets Christmas!

Which animal never forgets Christmas?
An elfant!

What happened when Clumsy The Elf crossed a Christmas bell with a skunk?
He got jingle smells!

What did the polar bear say to the elf?
Nothing! Polar bears can't talk!

Good Elf Jokes!

Good elf jokes are good for giggles and great for guffaws! And there's nothing as good as a good pair of pointy elf shoes!

What did Buddy the Elf say after getting a new pair of pointy shoes?
Elf the shoe fits, wear it!

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A mile in pointy shoes!

Can you ever really know what it is like to be an elf?
Not until you walk a mile in their pointy shoes!

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How do elves make pointy shoes?
Right before your fairy eyes

Why do elves wear pointy shoes?
Because their feet are tricklish!

How comfy are elves' pointy shoes?
They are like a breath elf fresh air to wear!

fairy pointy elf shoes

Fairy nice shoes!

Are there any pointy shoes that aren't comfortable?
They are few and fairy apart

Are pointy shoes comfortable?
How do you spell relief?

What do elves say when they find the perfect pair of magical pointy shoes?
That does the trick!

What do elves say when their pointy shoes are too small?
They say they got short-changed!

How many kinds of pointy shoes are there?
There's an ashortment!

Are there enough pointy shoes for every elf?
Oh no, they are in short supply

Do elves ever call their shoes old?
No, they say they are antrickated instead!

Can people wear pointy shoes?
Yule have to stoy tuned for that answer!

elf pointy shoes workshop

Don't let your shoes get "dirtoy"

What happens to pointy shoes after a long day in Santa's Workshop?
They can get a bit dirtoy

What do elves say when there is a pause in conversation?
They say they are waiting for the other pointy shoe to drop

What kind of shoes did Mouse the Littlest Elf wear to be taller?
Elfavator shoes!

Do Mouse the Littlest Elf's ELFavator shoes make her any taller?
Elvery little bit helps when you are little!

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But does she think they make her look taller?
Fairy enough!

What are elves always saying about pointy shoes?
If the pointy shoe fits, wear it!

Would you like pointy elf shoes?
You have never hat better than a pair of pointy elf shoes!

What club do good elves get to join when they turn 500 years old?
They get to be a member of the Old Toys' Club

Short Jokes About Elfs

Short Elf Jokes! 'Nuff said!

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What do elves ride in?

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

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What might upset a regular person but never an elf?
Coming up short!

What do elves say when they see a friend?
small world, isn't it?

What do the elves use to get to the top of the North Pole?
An elfevator!

elf short on cash joke

That elf is a little short on cash

What did Santa say to Clumsy The Elf when Clumsy made a broken toy?
You did your best Clumsy. Don't belittle yourelforts!

Why can't you borrow money from an elf?
Because they are always a little short of cash!

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Pointy Elf Ear Jokes

Elf ear jokes! Here are some funny elf jokes to hear about pointy elf ears!

Why do elves have such good hearing?
Because they are always listening for the sound of jingling bells

Why do elves have such big ears?
Because they listen to so many Christmas wishes

How could the Elf & Safety department tell the Elf on the Shelf was going to get into trouble?
Because any advice they gave him went in one pointy ear and out the other

Why do elves have such sensitive ears?
So they can hear the sound of a candy cane being unwrapped from miles away

Why do elves have such good ears?
Because they are always listening for the sound of cookies baking

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Why do elves have such long ears?
Because they are always listening for the sound of Santa's sleigh

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Elves are all "ears"

Why are elves such good listeners?
Because they are all ears

How can you tell the elves love the poem 'Twas The Night Before Christmas?
Because they grin from pointed ear to pointed ear whenever they ear it!

Why do elves have such sharp ears?
They are always on the lookout for the sound of mischief

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Why do elves have such perked-up ears?
They are always listening for the sound of naughty children

Elf Clothes Laughs and Puns

Something you can hang your Christmas hat on: the best elf humor of 2023!

Why did the elf wear a green suit to work?
He wanted to blend in with the Christmas trees

Why did the elf wear a white suit to work?
He wanted to stand out from the crowd

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What do elves put in their pointy little shoes?
Their mistletoes!

Where does Kissy the Elf go to get her pants just the right length?
Bethlehem!

elf earmuff joke

I can't EAR you!

What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want because she can't ear you!

Why did the elf wear a scarf to work?
He wanted to keep hiself warm

Why did the elf wear boots to work?
He wanted to keep hiself dry

Why do elves like making dolls?
They can share the clothes!

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What do the Marvel elves like to say about their clothes?
They say their fashion is popular in an 'Apparel-elf Universe'

Why did the elf hide his mittens?
He wanted to keep them for hiself

Why did the elf wear a coat to work?
He wanted to keep hiself warm during the winter months

What did Clumsy the Elf say when his sock had a hole in it?
Oh, gosh darn it!

elf and clothes dresser

A "smallboy" dresser!

Where do elves keep their clothes?
In smallboys!

Elfs At Work (and play!)

Elf Workshop Jokes! It's elf jokes day at Santa's Workshop! Try not to laugh at the elf jokes they've been working on!

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Wrap Music!

What kind of music do elves like best when they are working?
Wrap music!

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!

What happened when one elf said "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
Another elf said "Really? We had turkey"!

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If an elf has a present in its right hand, what's on its left hand?
Fingers!

claused workshop elf joke

The Workshop is CLAUSED!

When can't the elves get into Santa's Workshop?
When it's claused!

Why did the elf cross the road?
To get to the toy factory on the other side

Why did the elf leave Santa's tree farm?
He wanted to branch out on his own!

Why are Santa's helpers so good at hearing what naughty children say?
They are very good at elvesdropping

How do the elves make so many toys?
It takes a lot of elfort!

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Did you hear about the latest toy?
It has all the elves and whistles in it!

What kind of cars do elves drive to work?
Toyotas!

elf joke about holly davidson motorcycle

The only bike an elf will ride!

What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!

What's another name for Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

How does Clumsy the Elf describe his job?
He says he is elf-employed

Why don't toys help Santa in the Workshop?
Because you should never send a toy to do an elf's job!

Why did the elf get a job at the toy factory?
Because he wanted to play with the big toys

If Clumsy can't finish a present right away, what does he do with it?
Shelf it for later!

What did Clumsy say when he made a mistake?
Oops, sorry Santa. I elfed up!

singing barbie dolls

A Barbie-shop Quartet!

Did you know the elves made four new singing dolls?
It's a Barbie shop quartet!

What makes presents for Santa and bounces up and down?
An elf on a pogo stick!

Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them!

What do you call the elf who makes plastic bricks, but after Christmas Eve?
Legoless!

Why did the fireplace need a new job?
Because the elves said it was fired!

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How did Father Christmas get to be so famous?
He was an elf-made man!

What do you call an elf who quits her job at the North Pole?
A rebel without a Claus!

elf joke on stilts

It's a ten-foot tall elf!

Who makes presents for Santa and is ten feet tall?
An elf on stilts!

Why does Santa shut his workshop one day every year?
For an elf & safety inspection!

Why was the present feeling homesick after Christmas Eve?
Because it missed its home-toys back in the Workshop!

Why did Clumsy The Elf stop making Advent calendars?
He thought their days were numbered

What happens to naughty elves?
They get the sack!

Where does Father Christmas find his helpers?
From the National Helf Service!

How does Father Christmas summon the elfs into his office?
He says, "Your presents is requested"

How do the elves keep Kris Kringle's sleigh COVID-free?
They clean it with Santatizer!

What do you call an elf who rides the subway to work?
A metrognome!

elf joke in an airplane

Can elves fly?

Can elves fly?
Only if they have a pilot's license!

What Christmas present do elves think is the best in world?
A broken drum! (Because you just can't beat it!)

What do the elves call it when they all clap for their boss?
Santapplause!

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What do all the elves say when Santa makes a decision?
Well, he does have the final sleigh, after all!

What else do the elves say when Santa makes a decision?
Claus he said so!

Santa stubbed his toe on a toy one of his little helpers didn't put away.
Said Mrs. Claus: "You only have your elf to blame."

What present is always blowing his horn in the workshop?
Little toy blue

Funny Elf Jokes at School!

Funny Elf Jokes at School! Easy classroom elf jokes for all to enjoy! Clean jokes, hilarious jokes, these are perfect for the little folk!

Elves learning the Elfabet

Elves have to learn their elfabet!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The elfabet!

Why don't elves read books?
Because they like short stories better!

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What do they call the class clown at elf school?
A real Christmas card!

Why did the elves spell Christmas "N-O-E"?
Because Santa had said, No L!

How did Mouse the Littlest Elf learn her lines for the school Christmas play?
She was elf-taught!

How did Mouse the Littlest Elf get the courage to star in the school Christmas Concert?
She believed in her elf!

Why are elves such good listeners at school?
Because they are all ears

an elf portrait

Look! It's an elf portrait!

What kind of pictures do elves learn to draw in art class?
Elf-portraits!

What is Mouse the Littlest Elf's favorite book?
Stuart Little!

Why did Clumsy The Elf have a hard time at school?
He had a short attention span

joke about a Christmas elf and a christmas present

That elf is present!

What do elves say when their teacher calls their name for attendance?
Present!

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What elf has the most books?
A bookshelf!

What is an elf's fav thing to read?
An elf-help book

Why do elves like to go to school?
For elf-enrichment!

What language did they teach the guppy at Elf School?
Elfish!

elves speak north polish joke

Elves Speak North Polish!

What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Poleish!

What did Mouse the Littlest Elf say after drawing her elf-portrait in art class?
She said "I don't mean to boast, but I'm feeling really proud of mouse-elf"

What does an elf use to write on a blackboard?
Chalkolate

Where would you find a delfinition?
In an elf's tricktionary!

What do elves learn at school?
That you should never cry welf

What is the elves' fav part of school?
The ringing of the bells

joke about Homeschooling an elf

Ho Ho Homeschooling!

Where do elves go to learn?
Nowhere! They are Ho-Ho-Homeschooled!

What do elves love to do at school?
A spelling bee

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What famous love story do they read at Elf School?
Romeo and Jolly-et

Why do elves like taking Elf History at school?
Because it's a short history

A Welf of Elf Jokes and Puns

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What do you call a rich elf?
Welfy!

cinder-elf-a

An Elferella Story!

Which elf had a rags to riches story?
Cinderelfa!

What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!

What other kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!

Why do rich elves give extra presents to poor elves?
They like to share the welf!

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What did the other elves think about the elf who wouldn't share?
They thought he was being elfish!

Why didn't the elves buy Santa a gift?
Because they were a little short!

Laugh at Silly Jokes about Elf Sports!

These funny, clean elf jokes are so bad that they are good! Try not to laugh as you play silly sports along with the elves! A game of wom anyone?

elf mini putt joke

Elves play MINI-putt!

Where do Santa's little helpers go to dance?
At the Christmas ball!

Why did the elf want a wombat for Christmas?
To play wom, silly!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistletoes!

What do Santa's little helpers like to play in their spare time?
Miniature golf!

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What else do Santa's helpers like to play in their spare time?
Little League baseball!

elf joke about shortstops

Who wants to play shortstop?

Where do all the elves want to play on their baseball team?
Shortstop!

What do elves say when they watch Rudolph play?
Hold on for deer life!

Elf Jokes And Puns about Elves & Food!

Yummy, punny, funny, clean elf jokes that are good enough to eat!

What does Mouse the Littlest Elf like to put on her sandwich?
Elfalfa

elf shortbread sandwiches

Shortbread makes the best elf sandwiches!

What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why, shortbread of course!

What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!

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What is Mouse the Littlest Elf's fav summer job?
Short-order cook!

What do elves like to bbq?
Elf hatdogs!

How do elves line up for lunch?
In elfabetical order!

How do elves greet each after lunchtime?
Good elfternoon to you!

What do the elves eat sometimes to give Mrs. Claus a break from cooking?
They eat elftovers for lunch

Where do Santa's helpers go for Slurpees?
7-Elelfen

What kind of cookies and candies do elves like?
An ashortment

elf jam on toast

Elf Jokes about Jingle Jam are the best!

What do elves put on their toast?
Jingle Jam

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join their band?
Because he had the drum sticks!

Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!

What Christmas drink don't the elves like?
Yuck Nog!

What do elves like to drink?
Chocolate smallts!

What has three ears and makes Christmas presents?
An elf eating corn on the cob!

Why did the elf throw his lunch in the garbage?
Because he thought it was junk food!

What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A SPRITE!

elf roasting chestnuts

This would drive you nuts too!

Why did the elf quit his job roasting chestnuts?
The work was driving him nuts!

What does Clumsy The Elf cook with in the kitchen?
Utinsels!

What is Kissy the elf allergic to?
Shelfish!

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What is Mouse the Littlest Elf's fav dessert?
Shortcake!

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What is Mouse the Littlest Elf's fav food?
Shrimp!

What kind of seafood do elves like to eat?
Shortfish!

What do you call an elf that hides in a Christmas bakery?
A mince spy!

joke about elf eating snowflakes for breakfast

What do elves eat for brekkie?

What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

What does Mrs. Claus use to bake cakes?
Elf-raising flour!

What is an elf's fav potato chip?
Jingle Pringles!

What kind of french fries do elves eat?
Jolly-enne fries

elf on the shelf peeling potatoes

Elf on the Shelf peels SMALL potatoes

What do elves make jolly-enne fries out of?
small potatoes

What does Mouse the Littlest Elf like to put on her pasta?
Elfredo sauce!

Why doesn't Father Christmas eat junk food?
Because it's bad for his elf!

What happened when Kissy the Elf ate too much?
She felt out of shorts

How do elfs stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!

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gingerbread-elf

A gingerhead elf

Did you hear about the red-haired elf that helps Mother Christmas?
He's a gingerhead man!

Where do the elves and reindeer go to get hot chocolate?
Starbucks!

What do elves say before having a yummy Christmas snack?
It's ok to treat yo' elf!

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What lane do elves use at the grocery store?
The elf-checkout aisle!

What Southern sandwich do elves really like?
A po'toy

How do they make guacamole at the North Pole?
With elveacadoes

What kind of beans do elves like in their chili?
magic beans!

What soup do elves like best?
Caulelfflower soup

Musical Elf Jokes

Your heart will sing with the biggest collection of the best elf jokes on the Internet!

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What song do the elves like to sing when making presents?
"Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas"

What song does The Grumpy Elf like to sing when he's extra grumpy?
"Noelf"

What do elves sing to Frosty the Snowman to cheer him up?
"Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow"

What song did Clumsy the Elf play after eating too many beans?
Jingle smells!

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Everyone Loves short Elf Jokes!

What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper

Who is the elves' fav pop star?
Beyonsleigh!

Why did the elf singer take a ladder to the Christmas pageant?
He wanted to reach the high notes

What song lyrics always get the girl elves up dancing?
"All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies"!

What do the elves like to say when they are dancing?
Shake it like a poleoriod picture!

What else do the elves like to say when they are dancing?
You are sleighin' it!

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Funny Elf Jokes!

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What kind of music do elves like best?
Wrap music!

Why do elves make such good singers?
They know how to elfpress themelves through song

What song does Sting sing at the North Pole?
Elvery Breath You Take

What song do Simon and Garfinkle sing at the North Pole?
A Bridge Elver Troubled Water

What song do The Police sing at the North Pole?
Elvery Little Thing She Does Is magic

queen elf and microphone

It's A Kind Of Magic!

What song does Queen sing at the North Pole?
It's A Kind Of Magic!

Who is one of the elves' fav 80's bands?
The Pet Shop Toys!

What Beatles' album is a fav amongst the elves?
Magical Mystery Tour!

What Jimmy Soul song do the elves like?
If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Elf Your Life

Funny Elf Family Humor

Elf jokes and one liners about life as an elf to share with the whole family!

female elf joke

What do you call a female elf?

What do you call a girl elf?
A shelf!

Did you hear about the eleven elves that had a baby sister?
They called her Twelf!

Should elves have children after 150?
I hope not! 150 are enough children!

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Why did the elf name her son Cannon?
She wanted him to be a big shot!

Why was the elf glad she wasn't born in China?
Because she doesn't know a word of Chinese!

fairy merry christmas card

A fairy Merry Christmas card

What do elves write in their Christmas cards to each other?
Wishing you a fairy Merry Christmas!

What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!

Why don't elves mind it when family comes to visit?
They only stay for a short time

joke about a Fairy Christmas to you!

Fairy Christmas to you!

What else do elves write in their Christmas cards to each other?
Have your elf a very Merry Christmas!

Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a ho-ho-hotel!

What do elf parents say to their kids before kissing them good-night?
We love you from head to mistletoe!

Why are Santa's Elves sometimes called Ves?
Because at Christmastime, there is "no el"

elf pun stocking king

What kind of Kings do elves like best?

What kind of king does an elf like best?
A stocking!

What's the difference between a Dwarf and an Elf?
Very little!

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Witty Elf Jokes Yule Love!

Yule love these bad elf jokes and groaners!

What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!

mrs claus laundry yuletide

Clothes are Christmassy fresh with Yuletide!

What detergent does Mrs. Claus wash the elves clothes in?
YuleTide!

What did the elf say to Santa to start his computer?
Yule log on first!

What did Santa say to Mouse the Littlest Elf when she was worried about the Christmas Concert?
Pull yourelf together! Yule do wonderfully!

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Elf Holiday Jokes!

Take a vacation with these Elf Holiday Jokes!

When are the elves going to go on holidays?
Shortly!

Do elves go on holidays alone?
No, it's a family affairy

Where do the elves like to go on holidays?
Elfrica

Where do elves like to go on holidays in Elfrica?
small towns!

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Santa on holidays

Do you know another place elves like to go on holidays?
The Gelf of Mexico

What do elves sit in when vacationing in the Gelf of Mexico?
Outdoor fairyniture

Where do elves stay on vacation?
At an elf hatel or an all-inclusive reshort!

Where else do elves like to go on holidays?
Elfghanistan

What did the elves say after their first day in Elfghanistan?
So fairy so good!

What do elves like to do when they go on holidays?
They like to pixie up some souvenirs

Where do the elves like to pixie up their souvenirs?
At the Shopping small!

Where else do elves like to go shopping?
At the Big and Small store!

What is something else elves like to do on their holidays?
Go sharpshorting with their peashorters!

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Elf on the Shelf disco dancing

Where do elves go to dance on vacation?
At the local disco hatspot!

What happens when elves go on holidays and can't make presents?
They get bored out elf their minds

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What did the elf say when she couldn't decide where to go using her magic?
She said she was in a real pretrickament!

Why are elf holidays usually only a day or two?
They keep them short because they don't want to outstoy their welcome

What do elves do instead of a staycation?
They have a stoycation

Even though they are on holidays, why do elves stay in touch with the North Pole?
They never want to be out of earshort of Santa!

Famous Elf Jokes!

Santa isn't the only famous elf you can laugh about! And here are some famous elf jokes to prove it!

elfvis

Elfvis and his Blue Sweet Shoes!

Which elf is the best singer and has blue sweet shoes?
Elfvis!

Which elf is the most famous jazz singer?
Elfa Fitzgerald!

What did the GrinchyClaus say to Santa's Helpers?
Be elfraid, be very elfraid!

What is the elves' fav movie?
Toy Story (with Buzz LightElf)!

What are Elf Toretto's fav movies?
The Fast and The Fairyous!

Which famous elf plays basketball?
Magic Johnson

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Christmas Elf Jokes! Who claused the workshop?

Can you name a famous Roman Elf Emporer?
Jollyus Caesar

Was the Ghost of Christmas Past real?
No, he was just a figure elf speech

Did you hear about the famous singing elf?
He was one of the Backstreet Toys

What song do they play at the North Pole before boxing matches?
Elf of the Tiger!

Which famous elf stole wrapping paper from the rich and gave it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!

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Cinderelfa likes to ride in pumpkins

Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinderelfa!

Where do elves go to get famous?
Hollywood!

Who is the elves' fav Christmas tree singer?
Spruce Bringsteen!

Did you hear Tesla is build something new to help Santa deliver presents?
It's an elf-driving car

How is Drake like an elf?
He likes to wrap!

Did you hear Santa has a new butler that used to work for Batman?
His name is Elfred

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Did you hear about Dobby the house elf's twin brother who was a really good speaker?
His name was Dolby

Why were some elves a bit afraid of Dobby's friends?
They were afraid they might be werewelfs!

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?
Elfrond Hubbard!

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A "Bored of the Rings" Elf!

Have you ever heard of Greta Elfberg?
She's our most famous Christmas tree hugger!

Why did the elf ask Frodo to turn his phone off?
He was Bored of the Rings!

Did you hear about the toy the Three Elves made for Goldilocks?
It was just right!

What did the little Ken doll want to be when he grew up?
He wanted to be one of the big toys

Why was the little Ken doll so happy?
He finally got to put on his big-toy pants!

What did the little Ken doll say after he put on his big-toy pants?
I'm a big toy now!

How do the elves greet the little Ken doll now?
They say "How's my big toy?"

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What did Barbie say to Ken when she broke up with him?
Big toys don't cry

Why did Barbie break up with the Ken doll?
She thought he was too much of a Mommy's toy

Who did the Barbie doll want to marry?
The toy next door

What did the Ken doll say to the other present?
Let's stick together like glue, we're doughtoy buddies!

Who makes the best thriller movies at the North Pole?
Elfred Hitchcock

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Did you know there is new movie about blue elves living on Pandora?
It's called Elfatar

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The Beach Toys

Who sings one of the elves' fav songs, Little St. Nick?
The Beach Toys

Which wrap band do the elves like?
Beastie Toys

Which Soul band do the elves like?
Toyz II Men

Which Country and Western band do the elves like?
The Oak Ridge Toys

Who was one of the elves fav singers back in the 80's?
Toy George

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An Elf on the Shelf joke for Adults!

Who was one of the elves fav bands back in the 80's?
Cheap trick

What is the name of the elf band at the North Pole?
ColdPlay

Who was one of the elves' fav bands back in the 70's?
Elf, Wind and Fire

Christmas Crackers About Clumsy The Elf

Everyone loves Clumsy The Elf! And yule love these Christmas Crackers about him too!

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Spilling blocks

What is Clumsy the Elf's fav school subject?
Spilling

What did Clumsy the Elf think after he built his first snowman?
That it wasn't helf bad!

What is Clumsy the Elf famous for saying?
Oh no, Santa! Something elful just happened!

What did Clumsy the Elf say after he had a big drink of eggnog?
That the glass was helf empty

What do the other elfs call it when Clumsy the Elf makes a mess?
The elftermath

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Funny Elf on Shelf Jokes...

What does Clumsy the Elf also like to say about himself?
That he likes to do things a little delfferently from the other elves

What happened when Clumsy the Elf tried to eat a huge cookie?
He bit elff more than he could chew

Do you think Clumsy will knock something over today?
Oh yes, it'll happen elventually!

Was Clumsy the Elf ok after his Covid shot?
Yes, there were no side elffects at all!

What is Clumsy the Elf's motto?
Elf it ain't fixed, broke it!

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Clumsy is always making the other elves giggle. What do the other elves call him?
A barrel elf laughs!

What does Clumsy the Elf say whenever he knocks over a pile of toys?
There goes another one of my elvealanches!

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What did the other elves think of Clumsy's latest creation?
They thought it was magnelficent!

What happened when Clumsy the Elf knocked over the puzzle?
He had to pixie up the pieces!

What do the other elves think of Clumsy the Elf?
They think he is a bit eccentrick

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No charm done!

What else does Clumsy the Elf say whenever he knocks over a pile of toys?
No charm done!

What did the elves say to Clumsy when he dropped his magic food tray?
They told him not to cry over spelled milk

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What does Clumsy the Elf sometimes say after accidentally breaking a stack of toys?
That he can sometimes be a bit like a bull in a China workshop

What is one of Clumsy the Elf's fav jokes?
Sometimes he jokes that he might be a few bricks short of a full load

What does Clumsy the Elf have to do whenever he knocks over a pile of presents?
He has to reshort them

Is Clumsy a kind elf?
Oh yes, he'd give you the short off his back!

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Elf Christmas puns!

What did the elves say after Clumsy made them laugh again?
He hat us in stitches!

What did everyone say after Clumsy the Elf's present blew up?
They said it elf-destructed

What did Clumsy the Elf write in his Christmas card to the Christmas Fairy?
Have yourelf a fairy litle Christmas!

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Why did Clumsy the Elf open a store selling Littlest Pet Shop toys?
He wanted to be a small business owner!

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Why did Clumsy The Elf put crazy glue on his book?
He wanted a story he couldn't put down!

Gags About The Grumpy Elf

These jokes for Christmas won't make you Grumpy!

Why were some elves a bit afraid when The Grumpy Elf started to wear wool caps?
They were afraid he was becoming a welf in sheep's clothing

How does The Grumpy Elf wish someone a Merry Christmas?
Happy Christmas... or words to that elffect

What does The Grumpy Elf do when he gets really grumpy?
He leaves the room to blow elff some steam before he bites someone's head elff

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A chip off the old block!

What does The Grumpy Elf think about his grumpy dog?
That he is a chip elff the old block

What did the elf think after The Grumpy Elf gave her a dirty look?
Elf looks could kill!

What do the elves say about The Grumpy Elf and his grumpy dog?
The fruit does not fall fairy far from the Christmas tree

What does The Grumpy Elf do when he is really grumpy?
He flies elff the handle until he gets it elff his chest

How can you tell when The Grumpy Elf is getting really grumpy?
His face gets fairy red!

What did The Grumpy Elf think when he couldn't get the wings to stay on a doll?
That it was an infairyating situation

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The pixie of the litter!

How did The Grumpy Elf choose his grumpy dog?
Bobby was the pixie of the litter

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Did you know that The Grumpy Elf is actually quite nice?
It's true. He wouldn't charm a fly

What did The Grumpy Elf say when someone tried to complain to him?
Don't invelve me in your problems!

What did The Grumpy Elf say the next time someone tried to complain to him?
Can you cut a long story short

What did The Grumpy Elf say to the Lunch Lady?
Lettuce alone!

If you make The Grumpy Elf even grumpier, what will he tell you to do?
He'll tell you to "elf off"!

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Helf a mind!

What did The Grumpy Elf say when his grumpy dog had an accident?
I have helf a mind to…

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What did The Grumpy Elf say when another elf asked him for help?
Go do it your elf!

Why is The Grumpy Elf so quick to anger?
He has a short fuse

What did The Grumpy Elf think when he hurt his back the first time?
That he wasn't helf the elf he used to be!

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What happened to The Grumpy Elf when he took the Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

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It's the Grumpy Christmas Dog!

What does The Grumpy Elf say to an elf that needs to hurry up?
Get a jingle on!

Why are some elves a bit nervous around The Grumpy Elf?
They think he has "resting Grinch face"!

What did the other elves think when they saw The Grumpy Elf playing outside?
They thought he was up to snow good!

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Why was The Grumpy Elf afraid of the snowman?
He heard he was frosty

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What did The Grumpy Elf name his fav grumpy reindeer?
Rudelf

Sherlock Elf Jokes and elf puns

These jokes about Sherlock Elf are 'Elfementary' my dear Watson!

What is Sherlock Elf very good at finding?
Cases of elf-deception!

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The toys in blue!

Who does Sherlock Elf hang out with?
The toys in blue

What is Sherlock Elf good at doing?
Taking a helfy interest in children being Nice

What is Sherlock Elf really good at doing?
He is really good at selving mysteries!

What is Sherlock Elf's other police job?
He is the sherelff of the North Pole

What did Santa say to Sherlock Elf before he gave him another case?
Are you elveailable to solve another mystery?

What are the North Pole group of crime-fighting elves called?
The Elfvengers

What does Sherlock Elf do when he catches someone doing something naughty?
He throws the spellbook at them!

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Sherlock Elf

What is it like when Sherlock Elf puts someone on the Naughty List?
It is not a pretty sprite

Why did Sherlock Elf do so well in school?
Because he did his gnomework every day!

What did Sherlock Elf say when he put someone on the Nice List?
"It was the fairy least I could do!"

What did Sherlock Elf say when he saw a North Pole troll being mean to an elf?
Pixie on someone your own size!

What do they say about Sherlock Elf?
That he knows every trick in the book

What else do they say about Sherlock Elf?
That he never misses a trick

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What did Sherlock Elf say to the elf who was trying to get back on the Nice List?
Why don't you spell it out for me!

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What does Sherlock Elf say naughty elves can sometimes be?
He says sometimes they can be a bit brattoy

What does Sherlock Elf keep a big book of?
Mugshort pictures of naughty elves and children

What did Sherlock Elf say to the naughty elves?
I've hat it up to here!

What does Sherlock Elf look for before putting someone on the Naughty List?
Hard elveidence of naughty acts

Joke about a Christmas megapixie camera

A North Pole-aroid camera!

What kind of camera does Sherlock Elf use to take photos of naughty children?
It's a 1000 megapixies North Polearoid camera

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What does Sherlock Elf say to get naughty elves to confess?
Ok, it's time for you to spell the beans!

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Elf And Fairy Jokes

These jokes about elves and fairies will cast a spell on you!

When do most North Pole fairy tale stories begin?
In elfentimes...

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What is another way North Pole fairy tale stories begin?
Elven in the best of times...

Do you know another way North Pole fairy tale stories start?
Over the hills and fairy away...

Are Santa's helpers and pixies really that different?
In the elverall scheme of things, they are fairy similar

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Casting a Spell

What do the elves think about Clumsy the Elf and the Christmas Fairy?
They think he is under her spell

What did Clumsy the Elf think of the Christmas Fairy?
He thought she was beautelful. A real Beautoy!

What else did Clumsy the Elf think of the Christmas Fairy?
He thought she was pixie perfect!

Do you know what else Clumsy the Elf thought of the Christmas Fairy?
He thought she was a sprite for sore eyes!

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Why does Clumsy the Elf like the Christmas Fairy?
He says that opposprites attract

What does Clumsy the Elf call the Christmas Fairy?
My fairy lady

What is Clumsy the Elf's wish for him and the Christmas Fairy?
He hopes they get to stoy together forever

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A fairytale ending

How does everyone think things will end up between Clumsy the Elf and the Christmas Fairy?
Everyone hopes it will be a fairytale ending

What did the elf say to the fairy in the library?
Read any good spellbooks lately?

What is a promise elves and fairies make to each other?
First, do no charm!

How do Santa's helpers and pixies greet each other?
How's tricks?

How do elves and fairies get to know each other?
They start with smalltalk!

How do Santa's helpers and pixies say good-bye?
Fairy-thee-well!

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The clock is ticking down!

What do elves and fairies say about the countdown to Christmas?
The clock is tricking!

What did the fairy gain after visiting the North Pole?
A whole new perspectelf on Santa's helpers

Are Santa's helpers stuck with the present they are given?
No, they get to pixie and choose the present they want

What is the name of Sleeping Beauty's elf?
Malelficent

What did the fairy think about the baby elf?
That it was a bundle elf joy!

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Abominable Snowman

What happens whenever the elves try to take a photo of the Abominable Snowman?
The picture turns out flurry and pixielated

What kind of photos do elves and fairies share?
Snapshorts!

What do elves say before going off to battle trolls?
Smally-ho!

Where do sick elves and fairies go to get better?
The Hospriteal

If Santa's sleigh breaks down, how do the elves rescue him?
With a magic carpet ride!

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What do elves ride?
One trick ponies!

Knock Knock Jokes About Elfs

These hilarious riddles are hard to knock for the whole classroom!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carla
Carla who?
Quick! Carla elf! Little Johnny's being naughty again!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Elfin
Elfin who?
Elfin the mood for some Christmas fun!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Jingle
Jingle who?
Jingle elf, bringing some jingle bell cheer!

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Does Cinderelfa have Carly hair?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carly
Carly who?
Do elves have Carly hair or straight hair?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carolyn
Carolyn who?
The elves love to go Christmas Carolyn!

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cashew
Cashew who?
Don't let the elves cashew being naughty!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf you must know, I'm here to see if you're being naughty or nice!

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COAL me on my phone!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Coal
Coal who?
Coal me on my phone if you see any elves!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey know how the elves make all those presents?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut let the elves catch you being naughty!

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grady
Grady who?
The elves Grady kids as naughty or nice!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Holden
Holden who?
The elves are Holden the reindeer for Santa!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
An elf
An elf who?
An elf who's here to bring you some Christmas cheer!

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Mmm! Marsha-mallows!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Marsha
Marsha who?
Elves love Marsha-mallows in their hot cocoa

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sid
Sid who?
The elves Sid down whenever Santa leaves the Workshop

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stan
Stan who?
The elves Stan up whenever Santa comes in the Workshop

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stocking
Stocking who?
Ssh! Quit stocking. The elves are listening!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tiny
Tiny who?
Tiny elf, can I come in and decorate your Christmas tree?

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Elves are watching You!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you are doing! The elves are watching us!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
The elves caught Aladdin in my town being naughty!

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Beta
Beta who?
You Beta be good because the elves are watching!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cara
Cara who?
I think Santa and the elves Cara lot about all the kids

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears the window the elf was peaking in!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Elphie
Elphie who?
Elphie's here to spread some Christmas magic!

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Elves and his Blue Sweet Shoes!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Elves
Elves who?
Elves Presley wants a guitar for Christmas!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rocky
Rocky who?
Elves Presley plays a mean Rocky Roll guitar!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf you help me make fruitcake you can have some!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ginger
Ginger who?
Ginger elf, with a batch of gingerbread cookies!

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf the elves are here to sing Christmas carols!

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Elves are STILL watching You!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Agatha
Agatha who?
Agatha feeling there's an elf watching me!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
I think I just saw an elf Luke thru that window!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah elf watching you too?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

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Elves are ALWAYS watching You!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games!Β  Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Shorty
Shorty who?
Shorty elf, here to deliver your Christmas gifts!


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Printable Elf on the Shelf & Elf Jokes

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Types Of Elf Jokes

There are many different types of elf jokes, including:

  • Physical appearance jokes: these jokes focus on the elves' small size, pointy ears, and pointy shoes.
  • Personality jokes: jokes that focus on the elves' hardworking, mischievous, or playful nature.
  • Job-related jokes: these jokes focus on the elves' role in Santa's workshop and their responsibilities, such as making toys, wrapping presents, and delivering them to children.
  • Christmas-related jokes: jokes that focus on the elves' connection to Christmas, such as their role in spreading holiday cheer, their love for Christmas traditions and celebrations.
  • Puns: these jokes play on words, such as the word "elf" and a related word, such as "shelf" in "Elf on the Shelf".
  • Situational jokes: jokes that focus on situations that elves may find themselves in, such as sneaking around the house or getting into trouble for misbehaving.
  • Jokes about famous elves: these jokes focus on Santa's most famous elves like Buddy the Elf, Clumsy the Elf, Santa's Grumpy Elf and the Elf on the Shelf.
  • Knock! Knock! jokes:Knock! Knock! jokes about Santa's elves.
  • Printable elf on the shelf jokes:Any of the above types can also be an Elf on the Shelf printable joke.

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