~ Email Santa ~
elves love making up silly jokes. You should hear the laughter in the
Workshop! Anywho, here are a few of the elves' favourite jokes about
Santa Claus. (Of course, it helps to
have an elf's sense of humour to really appreciate them!)
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
What does Santa put on his toast?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and
saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?
What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?
Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?
Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
What do you call Santa when he has no money?
What smells most in a chimney?
What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop?
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex?
What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Why does Santa take presents to children around the world?
What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver?
What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho?
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
What's red and green and flies?
How does Père Noël take pictures?
Why does Santa's sleigh get such good mileage?
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
What goes oh, oh, oh?
How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down?
What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?