Watch Live texting between Santa Claus and Elf Control Here!
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...ATTEMPTING INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR SANTA'S LIVE CHRISTMAS EVE BLOGFEED!...
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[Elf Control] OK, Santa, where do you find elves?
[Santa] Depends where you left them!
[Santa] Ho! Ho! Ho!
[Elf Control] {groan}
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[Elf Control] All systems are GO!
[Elf Control] Santa can answer your email if you send an email to him right away.
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[Grinch] Look Santy Claus...
[Grinch] ...there is a Christmas light that won't light on one side!
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[Elf Control] Hey, Mr. Grinch, you stay away from those cookies!
[Elf Control] They are for Santa!
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[Rudolph] grrr ~snarf~ woof bark!
[Santa] Thanks Rudolph for letting that puppy know it was only me coming down the chimney!
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[Santa] Big doggie! Nice doggie!
[Santa] Rudolph, I could use a little help down here!
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[Elf Control] We have a Green Light on all Santa systems!
[Elf Control] Send your emails to Santa NOW!
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
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...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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[Elf Control] This one is for you Rudolph.
[Elf Control] Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
[Rudolph] snarf?
[Elf Control] Because they look silly in snowsuits!
[Rudolph] {groan}
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[Elf Control] Please stand by to send your email to Santa!
[Elf Control] Santa is currently out of range.
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[Santa] Hmm, someone else left smelly socks out for the Grinch!
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[Elf Control] Santa! There are some boys and girls...
[Elf Control] ...who are not listening to their Moms and Dads.
[Elf Control] They are not going to bed when they should!
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[Santa] Oh no, that is too bad.
[Santa] I can't give them their presents then.
[Santa] And the elves made such nice presents for them. :(
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[Elf Control] Watch out Santa!
[Elf Control] That is the little boy who tried to catch you last year!
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[Elf Control] We have a Green Light on all Santa systems!
[Elf Control] Send your email to Santa NOW!
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[Santa] Oh, Oh, Rudolph's nose went out.
[Santa] I better get the jumper cables again!
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[Santa] Elf Control, come in. We have a problem.
[Santa] Where are Rudolph's jumper cables again?
[Elf Control] You put them under your sleigh seat, Santa
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[Santa] Thank you Elf Control. Found them!
[Santa] Rudolph's nose is working again!
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[Elf Control] All Santa systems are a GO!
[Elf Control] Santa can answer if you want to send him an email.
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[Santa] Oh boy, this chimney is a tight fit!
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[Elf Control] Santa, all the boys and girls
[Elf Control] at the next few houses are asleep.
[Santa] That is good to hear!
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[Santa] Rudolph, it is very foggy. Put your nose on full power!
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[Santa] Come in Elf Control
[Elf Control] Roger, Santa
[Santa] I need more nose wax for Rudolph's nose!
[Elf Control] It is on its way Santa!
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[Mrs. Claus] Santa, here's a kiss for you! {{SMOOCH!}}
[Santa] Thank you honey! Here's a kiss for you too! {{SMOOCH!}}
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[Santa] Whoa, Rudolph! You are going to fast!
[Santa] I don't want to get another speeding ticket!
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[Elf Control] Santa, all systems are go!
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[Santa] Ho! Ho! Ho!
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[Santa] Oh, very funny Rudolph!
[Santa] Come back here you silly reindeer!
[Santa] I can see you hiding!
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[Santa] Elf Control, The reindeer left a "present" on a roof again!
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[Elf Control] Roger, Santa. The elf super duper scooper clean up team is on its way!
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[Elf Control] All systems are GO!
[Elf Control] Click here to send an email to Santa.
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[Elf Control] Santa, the next family are away this Christmas.
[Santa] Roger, Elf Control
[Elf Control] We will let you know where they are.
[Santa] Thank you, Elf Control. I will leave their presents there.
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
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...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...FOR SANTA'S LIVE CHRISTMAS EVE BLOGFEED!...
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[Santa] OK, Elf Control, why does Santa always go down the chimney?
[Elf Control] ?????
[Santa] Because it soots him!
[Santa] Ho! Ho! Ho!
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[Elf Control] All systems are a GO!
[Elf Control] You can send your email to Santa right now!
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[Santa] Oh, oh, some toys just fell out of my sleigh.
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[Elf Control] Here you go Santa. What smells most in a chimney?
[Santa] That's easy! Santa's nose!
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