Watch Live texting between Santa Claus and Elf Control
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...ATTEMPTING INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR SANTA'S LIVE CHRISTMAS EVE BLOGFEED!...
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@Santa: Whoa, Rudolph!
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@Santa: This new sleigh really works well!
@Santa: Elf Control, did they put extra magic in it this year?!
@Elf Control: Roger, Santa. :)
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@Elf Control: Santa! There are some boys and girls...
@Elf Control: ...who are not listening to their Moms and Dads.
@Elf Control: They are not going to bed when they should!
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@Santa: Oh no, that is too bad.
@Santa: I can't give them their presents then.
@Santa: And the elves made such nice presents for them. :(
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@Elf Control: Santa, do not go to the next house.
@Elf Control: A little boy is still awake there.
@Elf Control: He is only pretending to be sleeping!
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@Santa: Oh,oh. Someone left beer out for me again! I can't have that!
@Elf Control: Right Santa, you do not want to drink and fly!
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@Mrs. Claus: I hope you are eating some veggies too, Santa!
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@Santa: Yes, dear.
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@Santa: Knock Knock.
@Elf Control: Who's there?
@Santa: Snow.
@Elf Control: Snow who?
@Santa: Snow time to be playing games! I have presents to deliver!
@Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho!
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@Elf Control: Santa, watch out!
@Elf Control: The Grinch is stealing some presents!
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@Santa: Thank you Elf Control!
@Santa:The Grinch promised to put them back.
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@Elf Control: We have a Green Light on all Santa systems!
@Elf Control: Send your emails to Santa NOW!
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@Santa: Oh dear, this fireplace could use a good cleaning!
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@Elf Control: Santa, do not go to the house with the bedroom light on.
@Elf Control: They are not asleep yet.
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@Santa: Rudolph, turn your nose down a tad!
@Santa: You are going to wake somebody up!
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@Elf Control: Santa, do not go to the next house.
@Elf Control: A little girl is still awake there.
@Elf Control: She is only pretending to be asleep!
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@Santa: OK, Elf Control, why does Santa always go down the chimney?
@Elf Control: ?????
@Santa: Because it soots him!
@Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho!
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@Mrs. Claus: Santa, here's a kiss for you! {{SMOOCH!}}
@Santa: Thank you honey! Here's a kiss for you too! {{SMOOCH!}}
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@Santa: Elf Control, The reindeer left a "present" on a roof again!
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@Elf Control: Roger, Santa. The elf super duper scooper clean up team is on its way!
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@Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
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@Santa: Come in Elf Control
@Elf Control: Roger, Santa
@Santa: I need more nose wax for Rudolph's nose!
@Elf Control: It is on its way Santa!
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@Elf Control: Please stand by to send your email to Santa!
@Elf Control: Santa just went down a chimney.
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@Santa: Oh look! Someone left some carrots for the reindeer.
@Santa: That is good! The reindeer were getting hungry!
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@Santa: Tsk, tsk...
@Santa: Someone should have asked for a cleaning lady for Christmas!
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@Elf Control: Santa! You are eating too many cookies!
@Elf Control: You won't fit back up the chimney!
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@Elf Control: Oh, Oh! Santa, you are behind schedule.
@Elf Control: You cannot leave as many presents at the next house.
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@Santa: I sure hope all the boys and girls...
@Santa: ...are getting ready for bed when they are supposed to!
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@Santa: Big doggie! Nice doggie!
@Santa: Rudolph, I could use a little help down here!
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@Elf Control: This one is for you Rudolph.
@Elf Control: Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
@Rudolph: snarf?
@Elf Control: Because they look silly in snowsuits!
@Rudolph: {groan}
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@Santa: Hey, who left me smelly socks?!
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR SANTA'S LIVE CHRISTMAS EVE BLOGFEED!...
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@Elf Control: Santa, you are back on schedule again!
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@Santa - singing: Here comes Santa Claus,
@Santa - singing: Here comes Santa Claus,
@Santa - singing: Right down Santa Claus Lane!
@Elf Control - singing: So jump in bed, and cover your head,
@Elf Control - singing: 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
@Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho!
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@Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho!
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@Santa: Elf Control, I need more coal!
@Santa: There are a lot of naughty kids here!
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@Elf Control: Roger, Santa. We will have more coal for you at your next stop.
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@Elf Control: Here is one for you Santa.
@Elf Control: What is red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
@Santa: Hmm, I do not know!
@Elf Control: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
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@Elf Control: Watch out Santa!
@Elf Control: That is the little boy who tried to catch you last year!
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@Santa: Oh, this is a very nice Christmas tree!
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@Santa: Oh, very funny Rudolph!
@Santa: Come back here you silly reindeer!
@Santa: I can see you hiding!
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