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Frosty had to stop reading these funny jokes by the elves.  He was laughing so hard a few buttons fell off and he almost lost his nose!!

How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!

What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-"berg"-ers!

What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!

What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because  snow man's an island!

What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!

What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!

What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!

What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!

Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!

Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!

What does Frosty the Snowman drink to stay warm?
Ice tea!

What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!  (or was that "Frosted Flakes"?)

Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
Snowballs!

What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?
An ice cap!

Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a "Snow"-bank! (it is cold cash after all! *grin*)

What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
"Freeze!" 

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!

What are Frosty's favourite letters?
I.C.!

What does Frosty call ice?
Skid stuff!

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty with a hot flash!

What did Frosty call his cow?
Eskimoo!

What do you call Frosty the Snowman on roller blades? 
A snowmobile!

What kind of cake does Frosty like?
The kind with lots of frosting! (or was that icing? *wink*)