~ Email Santa ~
had to stop reading these funny jokes by the elves. He was laughing so
hard a few buttons fell off and he almost lost his nose!!
How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
What does Frosty eat for lunch?
What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
What falls but never hurts itself?
What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What does Frosty the Snowman drink to stay warm?
What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?
Where does Frosty keep his money?
What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
What are Frosty's favourite letters?
What does Frosty call ice?
What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
What did Frosty call his cow?
What do you call Frosty the Snowman on roller blades?
What kind of cake does Frosty like?