~ Email Santa ~
made up a whole bunch of funny jokes about the reindeer. Here's the ones the
reindeer liked the best! (You should see the jokes
the reindeer made up about the elves!)
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
Why is Prancer always wet?
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
How do you get into Donner's house?
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer also works as a maid?
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?