~ Email Santa ~
have contests about who can make up the silliest Christmas jokes. Here
are some real winners!
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed Mrs. Claus' yarn?
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
This year even the toys are stressed out!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
What do you call an exploding Christmas tree?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why is the turkey such a fashionable bird?
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Where does mistletoe go to be an actor?
Why don't penguins fly?
Why did the mosquito buzz around the bar?
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year.
Where do you keep a Christmas tree?
How much difference is there between the North Pole and the South Pole?
Where would you find chili beans?
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A Christmas definition:
What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
What is in December that isn't in any other month?
I know it's the thought that counts, not the size of the pressie...
What did one angel say to the other angel?