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The elves love to make up silly Christmas jokes when they're making presents. And Christmas jokes are their favourite! Here are some of the jokes that always make the elves laugh!
What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas?
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
A definition of Christmas:
Whats red, white and blue at Christmas time?
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii?
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
A Christmas thought:
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?