Watch Live texting between Santa Claus and Elf Control Here...
on Christmas Eve!

But right now, you can watch the elves test it!

Click the "Start/Faster" button to connect to Elf Control.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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...ATTEMPTING INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: テスト

@ Elf Control: I was just testing...
@ Elf Control: my Japanese!
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@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light! 🚦
@ Elf Control: I repeat! We have a Green Light! 🚦
@ Elf Control: I am so excited!
@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light! 🚦

@ Elf Control: Never mind...
@ Elf Control: I forgot to take
@ Elf Control: my green sunglasses
@ Elf Control: off again.
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@ Elf Control: Another test
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@ Elf Control: Oops! Almost forgot to say... TEST!
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@ Elf Control: Is this thing on?
@ Elf Control: Silly me! Of course it is! It was only a TEST!
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&ÆðØmodem¿Ý^Ð#
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
ÖtmpāÞæ»reconnecting¿§¤¬
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...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: Do you know who this is?
@ Elf Control: 🎅

@ Elf Control: I thought you would.
@ Elf Control: I was just testing you!
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@ Elf Control: 測試
@ Elf Control: That test looks like Chinese to me!
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@ Elf Control: This a test!
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@ Elf Control: Is this thing working yet or what?!?!
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@ Elf Control: This is a pickle!

@ Elf Control: Oops, sorry, it's just another test.
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@ Elf Control: This is a test...
@ Elf Control: ... of a test.
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@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light! 🚦
@ Elf Control: I repeat! We have a Green Light! 🚦
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@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light...
@ Elf Control: for another test!
@ Elf Control: (Boy, was that a disappointment!)
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@ Elf Control: Wait...


@ Elf Control: This could be important!


@ Elf Control: Yup! It's an important test!
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@ Elf Control: TEST
@ Elf Control: test
@ Elf Control: Test
@ Elf Control: tesT
@ Elf Control: tESt
@ Elf Control: TEST!TEST!TEST!TEST!

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@ Elf Control: And we're back!


@ Elf Control: For another test!
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@ Elf Control: Boo!
@ Elf Control: Oops, I mean, TEST!
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@ Elf Control: T
@ Elf Control: E
@ Elf Control: S
@ Elf Control: Whew! Good thing we stopped that test just in time!
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@ Elf Control: 1️0️
@ Elf Control: 9️
@ Elf Control: 8️
@ Elf Control: 7️
@ Elf Control: 6️
@ Elf Control: 5️
@ Elf Control: 4️
@ Elf Control: 3️
@ Elf Control: 2️
@ Elf Control: 1️
@ Elf Control: 🇹 🇪 🇸 🇹
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@ Elf Control: Two people in an elevator and one of them says Test...
@ Elf Control: Then everyone knows who said Test!
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&ÆðØmodem¿Ý^Ð#
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
ÖāÞæ»reconnecting¿§¤¬
...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: Guess which 4 letters are worn out on my keyboard? T-E-S-T!



@ Elf Control: Oh wait, that's only THREE letters!



@ Elf Control: Did I get you on my sneaky TEST?





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@ Elf Control: Did you say Test?
@ Elf Control: Because I didn't say Test.
@ Elf Control: I would never say Test
@ Elf Control: I think it was you that said Test.
@ Elf Control: 😉
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¿modÝ^Ð#abort&ÆðØ
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...CONNECTION TO SANTA'S SYSTEM LOST...
...CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
...TO RECONNECT...
...PLEASE REFRESH YOUR BROWSER [F5]...
...TO SEE MORE TESTING BY ELF CONTROL...