Watch Live texting between Santa Claus and Elf Control Here...
on Christmas Eve!

But right now, you can watch the elves test it!

Click the "Start/Faster" button to connect to Elf Control.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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...ATTEMPTING INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: I'm getting really excited for Christmas!
@ Elf Control: Oh yes, and TEST!
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@ Elf Control: All together now...
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@ Elf Control:TEST!
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@ Elf Control: Two people in an elevator and one of them says Test...
@ Elf Control: Then everyone knows who said Test!
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@ Elf Control: Guess which 4 letters are worn out on my keyboard? T-E-S-T!



@ Elf Control: Oh wait, that's only THREE letters!



@ Elf Control: Did I get you on my sneaky TEST?





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@ Elf Control: tset

@ Elf Control: (That was a backwards TEST!)




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@ Elf Control: Hey, is this a test?
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
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...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: What did the teacher give the elves at Elf School?

@ Elf Control: a...

@ Elf Control: (wait for it!)

@ Elf Control: TEST!
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@ Elf Control: T
@ Elf Control: E
@ Elf Control: S
@ Elf Control: Whew! Good thing we stopped that test just in time!
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@ Elf Control: What does 🎅 Santa 🎅 like to drink?
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@ Elf Control: 🥛
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@ Elf Control: Did you pass my test?
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@ Elf Control: Did you say Test?
@ Elf Control: Because I didn't say Test.
@ Elf Control: I would never say Test
@ Elf Control: I think it was you that said Test.
@ Elf Control: 😉
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@ Elf Control: Yes, it's another test
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@ Elf Control: Oh, hello there!... TEST!
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@ Elf Control: 🍪
@ Elf Control: 🍪

@ Elf Control: I was just testing Santa...
@ Elf Control: with a cookie 🍪
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@ Elf Control: Yummy! Mrs Claus brought me a cookie! 🍪

@ Elf Control: She wanted me to do a taste TEST! 🍪

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@ Elf Control: Testing
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@ Elf Control: 10
@ Elf Control: 9
@ Elf Control: 8
@ Elf Control: 7
@ Elf Control: 6
@ Elf Control: 5
@ Elf Control: 4
@ Elf Control: 3
@ Elf Control: 2
@ Elf Control: 1
@ Elf Control: Oh hey, I forgot what I was going to say!
@ Elf Control: What was it again?


@ Elf Control: Ha Ha! I was just TESTING you!
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@ Elf Control: And we're back!


@ Elf Control: For another test!
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@ Elf Control: ⏱️
@ Elf Control: Time for another test!
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@ Elf Control: Boo!
@ Elf Control: Oops, I mean, TEST!
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@ Elf Control: Is this thing on?
@ Elf Control: Silly me! Of course it is! It was only a TEST!
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@ Elf Control: TEST
@ Elf Control: test
@ Elf Control: Test
@ Elf Control: tesT
@ Elf Control: tESt
@ Elf Control: TEST!TEST!TEST!TEST!

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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
ÖāÞæ»reconnecting¿§¤¬
...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: Oh goody! Looks like we're all ready to go..


@ Elf Control: ..for another test!
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@ Elf Control: Can't it just be Christmas Eve already!
@ Elf Control: All this testing is testing my patience!

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@ Elf Control: This a test!
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@ Elf Control: This is a test
@ Elf Control: of the emailSanta
@ Elf Control: Santa Snooper
@ Elf Control: Christmas Eve Network.
@ Elf Control: Please Stand By!


@ Elf Control: (Wow! Did I ever sound official there!)


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@ Elf Control: Guess what?


@ Elf Control: Yup, still a test!
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...CONNECTION TO SANTA'S SYSTEM LOST...
...CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
...TO RECONNECT...
...PLEASE REFRESH YOUR BROWSER [F5]...
...TO SEE MORE TESTING BY ELF CONTROL...