Watch Live texting between Santa Claus and Elf Control Here...
on Christmas Eve!
But right now, you can watch the elves test it!
Click the "Start/Faster" button to connect to Elf Control.
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...ATTEMPTING INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: This is a test...
@ Elf Control: ... of a test.
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@ Elf Control: テスト
@ Elf Control: I was just testing...
@ Elf Control: my Japanese!
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@ Elf Control: What does 🎅 Santa 🎅 like to drink?
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@ Elf Control: 🥛
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@ Elf Control: Did you pass my test?
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@ Elf Control: Wait...
@ Elf Control: This could be important!
@ Elf Control: Yup! It's an important test!
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@ Elf Control: Is this thing on?
@ Elf Control: Silly me! Of course it is! It was only a TEST!
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@ Elf Control: Can't it just be Christmas Eve already!
@ Elf Control: All this testing is testing my patience!
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
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...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: This isn't a test.
@ Elf Control: But if it was a test...
@ Elf Control: It would probably want to test us.
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@ Elf Control: 🎁
@ Elf Control: 🎁
@ Elf Control: 🎁
@ Elf Control: I was just testing...
@ Elf Control: to see if you'd...
@ Elf Control: try to open...
@ Elf Control: a present before Christmas!
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@ Elf Control: Hey, what comes next again?
@ Elf Control: oh yeah, this is a Test!
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@ Elf Control: Hmm, I think it's about time
@ Elf Control: Santa took the sleigh out
@ Elf Control: for a little Christmas Eve...
@ Elf Control: TEST flight!
@ Elf Control: You just knew I was going to say that didn't you!
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@ Elf Control: Testing
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@ Elf Control: TEST
@ Elf Control: You're It!
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@ Elf Control: Guess which 4 letters are worn out on my keyboard? T-E-S-T!
@ Elf Control: Oh wait, that's only THREE letters!
@ Elf Control: Did I get you on my sneaky TEST?
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@ Elf Control: Oh hey, I forgot what I was going to say!
@ Elf Control: What was it again?
@ Elf Control: oh yes, TEST!
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@ Elf Control: A Test! (What? What were you expecting? Blast off?)
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@ Elf Control: 🍪
@ Elf Control: 🍪
@ Elf Control: I was just testing Santa...
@ Elf Control: with a cookie 🍪
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@ Elf Control: TEST
@ Elf Control: test
@ Elf Control: Test
@ Elf Control: tesT
@ Elf Control: tESt
@ Elf Control: TEST!TEST!TEST!TEST!
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@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light! 🚦
@ Elf Control: I repeat! We have a Green Light! 🚦
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@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light...
@ Elf Control: for another test!
@ Elf Control: (Boy, was that a disappointment!)
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&ÆðØmodem¿Ý^Ð#
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
ÖāÞæ»reconnecting¿§¤¬
...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: Guess what?
@ Elf Control: Yup, still a test!
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@ Elf Control: What did the teacher give the elves at Elf School?
@ Elf Control: a...
@ Elf Control: (wait for it!)
@ Elf Control: TEST!
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@ Elf Control: Is this thing working yet or what?!?!
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...CONNECTION TO SANTA'S SYSTEM LOST...
...CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
...TO RECONNECT...
...PLEASE REFRESH YOUR BROWSER [F5]...
...TO SEE MORE TESTING BY ELF CONTROL...