Watch Live texting between Santa Claus and Elf Control Here...
on Christmas Eve!

But right now, you can watch the elves test it!

Click the "Start/Faster" button to connect to Elf Control.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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ÿß\Š^Ł`connectingmodem_łàΘΨζ
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...ATTEMPTING INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: Hey, is this a test?
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@ Elf Control: Oops! Almost forgot to say... TEST!
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@ Elf Control: ⏱️
@ Elf Control: Time for another test!
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@ Elf Control: This isn't a test.
@ Elf Control: But if it was a test...
@ Elf Control: It would probably want to test us.
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@ Elf Control: Yup, still testing!
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@ Elf Control: What does 🎅 Santa 🎅 like to drink?
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@ Elf Control: 🥛
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@ Elf Control: Did you pass my test?
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@ Elf Control: 10
@ Elf Control: 9
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@ Elf Control: 5
@ Elf Control: 4
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@ Elf Control: 2
@ Elf Control: 1
@ Elf Control: A Test! (What? What were you expecting? Blast off?)
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@ Elf Control: Two people in an elevator and one of them says Test...
@ Elf Control: Then everyone knows who said Test!
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
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...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: Say it with me now...


@ Elf Control: Yup, it's a test!
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@ Elf Control: Did you say Test?
@ Elf Control: Because I didn't say Test.
@ Elf Control: I would never say Test
@ Elf Control: I think it was you that said Test.
@ Elf Control: 😉
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@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light! 🚦
@ Elf Control: I repeat! We have a Green Light! 🚦
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@ Elf Control: We have a Green Light...
@ Elf Control: for another test!
@ Elf Control: (Boy, was that a disappointment!)
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&ÆðØmodem¿Ý^Ð#
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...INTERNET CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
ÖāÞæ»reconnecting¿§¤¬
...ATTEMPTING RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE...
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...RECONNECTION TO NORTH POLE SUCCESSFUL...
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...PLEASE STANDBY...
...FOR A TEST OF SANTA'S CHRISTMAS EVE SYSTEM!...
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@ Elf Control: A 🇹 🇪 🇸 🇹
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@ Elf Control: Yummy! Mrs Claus brought me a cookie! 🍪

@ Elf Control: She wanted me to do a taste TEST! 🍪

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@ Elf Control: 測試
@ Elf Control: That test looks like Chinese to me!
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@ Elf Control: Wait...


@ Elf Control: This could be important!


@ Elf Control: Yup! It's an important test!
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@ Elf Control: Is this thing working yet or what?!?!
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@ Elf Control: Test, test, test, test, test!


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...CONNECTION TO SANTA'S SYSTEM LOST...
...CONNECTION TO NORTH POLE LOST...
...TO RECONNECT...
...PLEASE REFRESH YOUR BROWSER [F5]...
...TO SEE MORE TESTING BY ELF CONTROL...